Five Rules to Interacting with Faeries

witchphantom:

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The first is be aware that names have power, give yourself a nickname or give no name at all

The second is do not accept anything edible from a faery, to eat from the land of fae is to lock yourself from the land of mortals

The third is regarding information. If a faery gives you information, do not thank them. You may say you appreciate their assistance, but thanking is tantamount to admitting a debt owed

The fourth is about accepting gifts. Be very cautious when doing so, many gifts will have unforeseen side effects. If a gift is offered, accept it, but if you do not trust the one who offered it do not hesitate to destroy it. Salt water is always a good cleanser

The fifth is how to speak without offense. Most fae are very old, this means propriety is very important. Grudges can be held for centuries when you live a millenia. If you do not wish to do something the way you refuse is critical. Be polite, anything less may land you in hot water

lotstradamus:

i just watched the 2005 pride and prejudice FOR THE FIRST TIME and i am UNBELIEVABLY DELICATE ABOUT IT. i didn’t think i had it in me to care about regency era straights but HERE I AM, mascara stained and HIGHLY ATTACHED. when he flexed his hand after touching her i LITERALLY FELT GRAVITY ABANDON ME. 2005 was so long ago what have i been DOING that was MORE IMPORTANT THAN THIS MOVIE? NOTHING

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#LMFAO  #p&p 

Made a very sexy decision in impulse buying a pound of raw cocoa butter and making it my go to body lotion I smell like a sweet sweet Ghirardelli chocolate

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#babblebee 

celestialyouth:

funky pants :)

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#p.  #belts / 

soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

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theoriginalpanamajack:

spicydickjalapenos:

junkfood-junkiee:

arrghigiveup:

Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme

There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.

The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”

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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg

This is so cute and I’m amazed at how many older generations they have

This so adorable 😩

Oh this is so pure 😭😭😭

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#v.  #cute shit 

grim-grinning-gh0sts:

queen-esu:

history-and-stuff-and-things:

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@is-paiste-me

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The Muppets (ABC) continuity error:

vicholas:

In The Muppets, 1x01: “Pig Girls Don’t Cry.”, Fozzie Bear comments that “When your online profile says ‘passionate bear looking for love,’ you get a lot of wrong responses.” He quickly corrects his wording and says “Uh, not ‘wrong.’ Uh, just wrong for me.”

This directly contradicts the following exchange from the “The Muppets’ Wizard of Oz”, considered by everyone to be the single most canon Muppet movie of all Muppet movies:

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#sHUT 

literaetures:

some of you haven’t seen pride and prejudice (2005) and it shows

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#p&p 

elanormcinerney:

Gillian Flynn | Sharp Objects

Alice Notley | Along a Spectral Trail | Songs and Stories of the Ghouls

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#p.  #thatsa mood